As he walks in he says, "Hi Honey! I'm home!" Much to his surprise, he found his girlfriend angrily going through the house, collecting all of her belongings, and packing her luggage. Distraught, the man asks "Babe! What's wrong? Are you leaving me?" While she finished packing, she yelled at him, "I can't believe you! You disgust me. I finally found out your secret. I know what you are!" To which he replies, "Woah, slow down. What are you talking about?" Now even more angered, she says "Really? You don't know? You're a pedophile! I knew something was odd about you when I met you. Why couldn't you just be up front and tell me? A PEDOPHILE! Gross."
Caught red handed, the man says "What did you just call me?! A pedophile?! That's an awfully big word for a six year old, such as yourself."
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