And sits down in his recliner. His wife comes up and he immediately cries "honey hurry grab me a beer it's about to start!" Looking confused she goes and grabs him a beer. He chugs and and yells "hurry honey get me one more beer it's about to start!" "What's about to start?" She replied angrily. " it doesn't matter just go!" She angrily leaves and brings him a beer. He chugs it again and cries "hurry honey get me another beer it's about to start. She begins to fume and yells "listen here you piece of shit-" to which the man replies "it's started..."
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