He settle into the couch, turns on the TV, and then tells his wife: "Quick!! Give me a beer. It's about to start!!!"
She hands him a beer. 5 minutes later he yells: "Get me another beer!! It's almost started!!" She brings him another beer. After another 5 minutes he yells: "Get me another beer!! It's gonna start any second now!!"
She brings him beer and says: "Is that all your going to do is sit there and drink beer?" He looks down and says: "Oh Geez, It's starting already."
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