He walks up the stairs, into the bedroom and gently wake up the wife.
Then he goes to the window and shows to the woman their new car, just bought, after years of savings.
In that exact moment, they see a thief trying to wire start the car. The man, instinctively, lift the closet and throw it through the window, smashing the car and killing the thief. Unfortunately, he also fall from the window and die on the floor, 5 floor under.
That night three men show up at the gates of heaven. The first one explain his behaviour :
"I really wanted to surprise my wife. That car... Years of savings... I didn't mean to kill the thief"
St. Peter, touched, let him in heaven.
The second man is the thief:
"I needed the money for my kids... I'm so ashamed... I had no choice but stealing, I'm so sorry! "
St. Peter forgive him and let him in the heaven.
The third man should not be there. St. Peter says:"I'm sorry son, I can't find your name anywhere. What are you doing here?"
The man, confused says:
"I don't know... I was in the closet... "
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