A man comes home after a long day at work

He kisses his wife, falls into his armchair and turns on the tv. Then he asks her: "Honey, could you bring me a beer before it begins?"

She returns with the beer and continues preparing dinner.

A few minutes later he asks again: "Honey, would you mind bringing another one before it begins?"

She comes back with a nice cold one looking a bit irritated.

He chugs down the second beer and starts feel more relaxed. Slowly turns back and asks for a third drink;
"Honey, can I have one more before it begins?"

Now the woman is furious. She starts yelling how lazy he is and how can do nothing but sit on his butt instead of helping her.

He hangs his head down and mutters:
"It began..."