A man calls the customer service department of a cookie company because he was unsatisfied with their product and would like his money to be returned back to him. A sales representative answers his call:
"Hello, sir. I'm Sandy, sales representative from So 'n' So Cookie Company. How may I help you?"
"Well, Sandy," the man began. "I bought one of your products the other day from the supermarket, and after eating them, I wasn't completely satisfied with it, so I would like to have my money back, please."
"Before I process your request, sir," Sandy started. "May I ask why you were not satisfied with our cookies?"
"Well, Sandy," the man said. "After eating the whole box of cookies, I found that it wasn't really filling."
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