A man buys a computer NSFW

He sets his password as 'mypenis'.

Then his wife smiled. She giggled. She laughed. She howled in delight as she started fisting her fanny whilst moaning loudly whilst rubbing lube ahd shoving 20 inch dildo dicks down her pussyhole, screaming and wailing as the rubbery delight slid in and out of her huge fucking fanny crack like an credit card going into an ATM machine. She was getting wet and moist and horny and couldn't contain herself any longer and wanted to fuck the next door neighbour real bad.

All because the computer told the husband that 'mypenis' was too short a password...

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