A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time.

What does A&W...

'Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

When I lived in...

But I got canned for not being able to concentrate

Kleptomaniacs are...

They always steal the punch...

Choose Your Death

A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman are exploring the jungle and are...

New Bathroom Scales

The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being...

What's the...

If you leave a pot of yogurt on its own for a few hundred years it will...

If a tree falls...

...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it.

What's the...

The taste

When the going...

When the going gets tough, the smart get sneaky.

Addicted To Video...

You Know You're Addicted to Video Games When... 1.) Your wife tells you...