they come across two dogs going at it. The boy asks "Dad, what are those two dogs doing?". The Dad decides his son is old enough to know the truth so he replies "Well, son, they're making a puppy. That's how puppies are made". Later that night the son walks into his parents room and catches them in the act. "Dad, what are you doing to Mommy?", he asks. Again Dad decides his son is old enough to know the truth. "Well, son, we're making a baby. This is how babies are made". The son thinks about this for a minute then his face lights up and he replies excitedly "Turn Mommy over, I want a puppy!"
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