So... A man is watching a football match when a tile fell from the ceiling in the kitchen.
The wife is yelling at him: when are you going to glue the tiles in the kitchen?
The man replays with: Wife? Do you think Im a ceramist?
Nothing...
Few moments later and the ceiling in the hallway colapsed.
Again the wife yells at him.
The man replays with: Wife? Do you think im a mason?
Nothing...
Again few moments later and the boiler starts to leak in the bathroom.
The wife again yells at him.
The man replays with: wife? Do you think im a plumber?
Nothing...
The next day the man comes from work and saw everything fixed.
The man asks: wife? Who fixed all this?
Wife replays with: our neighbour!
The man replays with: well did you pay him?
Wife: well... You see...He asked me to make him cookies or that!
Man: what "That"?
Wife: you know... the thing we didnt do in 6 years
Man: well? Did you make him the cookies?
Wife:Man? Do you think im a cook?
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