A man and his wife decide to host a dinner party at their oceanfront home...

…the wife needs some hors d'oeuvres to serve to their guests, so asks the man to go down to the beach to collect some snails. The man grabs a bucket and goes down to fill his bucket with snails.

He has had a very long day, and is actually quite tired, so (against his better judgment) decides to take a quick power-nap in the sand. Upon awakening, he realizes that he has been asleep for a few hours and the dinner party is almost over! His wife will be pissed! He takes off running for the house.

He runs up the stairs of the porch and just as he reaches the top step, he trips and spills the bucket of snails all over the porch. Just then, his wife whips open the door and shouts, "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?!"

He quickly looks around to all the snails scattered around the porch and says, "C'mon guys, we're almost there!!"

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