A man and his wife are shopping at the local grocery store. The man picks up a 12 pack of beer and carries it up to his wife.
His wife turns to him and says "how much does that 12 pack of beer cost?"
The man says " $15.99"
"$15.99!?" the woman exclaims
"that is way too much money, go put it back on the shelf."
The man begrudgingly walks across the store and puts the beer back on the self and goes to find his wife in the cosmetics department.
The man notices a case of makeup in her hand and asks "what do you need that makeup for?"
To which the woman replies, "This makeup is how I make myself beautiful for you, it's something that I need."
The man asks "Well how much does that makeup cost?"
The woman replies "It's $30.00"
The man turns to her and says "Put it back, I'm going to go grab that 12 pack of beer, it's cheaper."
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