A man and his girlfriend go to a nudist resort in Jamaica (NSFW)

So a white guy and his girlfriend, who is named Wendy, go to a Jamaican nudist resort. It just so happens that this fella' loves his girlfriend so much that he has had "Wendy" tattooed onto his penis. Of course, when he is soft all one can see is "Wy," and her full name shows when erect.

As the couple is walking along the nude beach, the guy sees a local with the same "Wy" tattooed onto his penis. The guy, excited, goes up to the Jamaican gent and exclaims, "Wow, we have the same tattoo! Is your girlfriend named Wendy as well?"

The Jamaican guy smiles and shakes his head. "No, man!"

"Then what does it say?" Asks the white guy, perplexed.

"It says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, enjoy your day.'"

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