A man and his friend walk into a bar and see 5 black roosters and two white cats. He asks his friend "between the five roosters how many feet do they have?"
His friend responds "Ten of course!"
"Right, and between the roosters how many beaks do they have?"
"Five of course!"
"Right! And between the two white cats how many whiskers do they have?"
His friend looks confused for a minute... "I have no idea."
"So... How do you know so much about black cock and so little about white pussy?"
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