" Where are you heading today? " The man asks.
" I'm going down to give blood. "
" How much do you get paid to give blood? "
" About $20. "
" Wow, says the man, "I'm going to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100. " The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and the woman meet in the elevator again.
" Fancy meeting you again, where you off to today? "
" Sperm bank. " She says with a full mouth.
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