A man and a woman meet in a bar...

...let's call them, Sarah and Stanley. They hit it off and very shortly, they are back at her place to have some fun.
The next morning, Sarah asks her lover "That's was amazing, when can I see you again?"
The man replies "Sorry, never again. You've been one-night-Stanned"

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