A man and a woman hit it off at a bar and head back to his place.

Things start getting hot and she says "before we get started, there's something I want to show you.. put your fingers in my pussy, all of them."

Without thinking, he puts in all the fingers on his left hand.

She commands "now, get your whole hand in."

He replies, "ooo you're pretty kinky," and slides his whole hand in.

Next she says, "okay, get the other hand in there."

"Yeah? alright, I'll try." He manages to get his right hand in pretty easily and now has both hands in up to his wrist.

"Now, put both arms in up to your elbows."

A bead of sweat falls down his forehead, he hesitates but presses on. After wriggling his arms back and forth he slowly but surely gets both of his arms in up to his elbows. He asks, "Is this what you wanted to show me??"

"No, but we're almost there. Now, put your arms in up to your shoulders."

He's flabbergasted, but follows her order and after much trial and tribulation, finally gets his arms in up to his shoulders.

He sighs, "this is it, I have no arm left, I simply can't go any further."

She says, "Perfect! Clap your hands for me."

Try as he might he just can't get his hands apart and gives up. "I'm sorry, I just can't do it."

She exclaims, "Yeahhh, pretty tight, huh!?"