A man & a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the top bunk & the lady on the bottom bunk.
During the night, man woke & asked "Sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
"I've a better idea" she replied, "Why don't we pretend we are married?"
"Wow what a great idea!" he said.
"Good" she said,
"Get your own blanket yourself, you lazy bastard!"
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