A magic genie told a man he would grant him any 2 wishes

Under the condition that whatever he received, his mother and law would receive double. The man asked for his first wish, 100 million dollars. The genie said "wish granted, and your mother and law has received 200 million dollars". The man asked for his second wish, "OK, beat me half to death".

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