A young, love-struck couple walks into a party side-by-side. A fellow party-goer points out that the time on the boy's Rolex timepiece has been incorrectly set. He removes the watch from his wrist in order to adjust the time.
As he does this, an absentminded party-goer clumsily knocks into the boy, causing him to drop his Rolex on the floor; the girl, slower to react, inadvertently steps on the watch. As if that weren't enough, the offender drops his cup full of beverage, and fruit punch gets all over the girl's high heels.
The boy, aghast, grabs the perpetrator by the collar, and with a gruff tone, scolds: "*Nobody* dirties her shoes on my watch."
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