He was looking forward to seeing his family. However, the snows of December were coming in, and eventually it was a full blizzard. He decided to pull over and stay overnight in a little town. The next morning, he went to a diner to get breakfast. He saw eggs benidict on the menu. The waiter said it would be the best eggs benedict he ever had, so he ordered it. It came out on a hubcap. He thought it was odd, but nobody was saying anything. He took a bite and it was the best thing he'd ever tasted. When he was ready for the check, he told the waiter that it was phenominal. When he asked about the hubcap, the waiter said,
There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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