...he opens the door and turns around to see a beautiful naked woman.
"Where to love?"
"5 Kings road please"
She's so gorgeous and curvy in all the right places that he can't keep his eyes of her. She catches him in a longer lingering stare and says
"What do you think you are looking at"
"I'm sorry miss, I was wondering how you were going to pay me"
At this she spreads her legs and gives him her best come to bed eyes.
He looks at her a second and says "Got anything smaller, love?"
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