His wife said: "Go get a jug of milk. If they have eggs, buy a dozen". Later, his wife said: "Why did you come back with a dozen jugs of milk?" The logician said: "They had eggs."
EDIT: I also don't know whether the logician should have 12 or 13 jugs of milk. Way too damn ambiguous.
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