...seated at the back of the plane. Everything goes smoothly. The plane is finishing its climb and the pilot comes on with the normal platitudes: "Ladies and gentlemen, we've completed our climb to 35000 feet. Feel free to relax...", etc.
The pilot finishes and puts the intercom down, but doesn't know the "talk" button is stuck pressed. He then turns to his copilot and says "Alright Jim, I'm gonna run to the back and take a solid dumb, then bone that pretty new stewardess." Of course, the whole plane heard him.
The stewardess, wanting the pilot to save face, starts running toward the front of the plane to inform the Captain of what just happened. Just as she's about to jog to the front the little old lady grabs her by the arm and says "Don't be in such a rush dearie. Remember, he said he had to take a dump first."
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