The cop asks for her licence and registration. He then asks her if she has any illegal drugs or weapons in the car.
She says, "Yes, I have a 9mm in my purse, a .357 in the glove compartment, a sawed off shotgun between the seats and an assault rifle in the trunk."
The cop is surprised and says, "Damn granny, what are you scared of?"
She says, "Not a fucking thing."
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