"Dad, where do we come from?"
The father replies, "Well, a long time ago, God decided that he would create Adam, and then a wife for him Eve, to live here on earth. He allowed them to live here and have children and we come from them."
The girl, seemingly perplexed, then goes to her mother. "Mom, where do we come from?"
The mother says, " Well, I guess you're not too young for this, a long time ago, there were a species of apes that evolved over generations, and one of the successful evolution happened when the apes slowly became human, and we are descendant from that line of apes."
The girl, now fuming, goes back to her father, "DAD! why did you lie to me? Mom said that we evolved from apes!"
The father, "Oh, I see the confusion. Let me clarify, **MY** family is descendant from Adam and Eve. Your **MOTHER's** family is descendant from apes."
A joke my dad told me.
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