A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. Did god make you?, she asked. yes he answered. did god makeme, to? she wondered. yes, he replied. well, she shrugged, don't you think he's doing a better job now than he used to?
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