A little girl sees her mom naked and asks:
- Mom, what's that between your legs?
- It's a vagina - the mom replies.
- When will i ever get one?
- You already have, that's why you are a girl and not a boy.
A few moments later the girl sees his father naked and asks:
- Father what's that between your legs?
- It's a penis - the father replies.
- When will i ever get one?
- Just wait for your mom to go to work.
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