A little boy is sitting on a park bench...

He's eating one candy bar after another, just stuffing them into his mouth as fast as he can unwrap them. After his third candy bar an old man sitting across the way from him speaks up and says "Do you know that's not good for you?" The little boy says "My Grandfather lived to be 97 years old." The old man asks "And did your Grandfather eat 3 candy bars in a row?" The little boy says "No. My Grandfather minded his own fucking business!"

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