A little boy is sitting in the front row of the circus...

And halfway through the show, the clown comes over to him, has him stand up in front of the crowd, then ruthlessly makes fun of him. The crowd erupts in laughter, and the little boy sulks back to his seat in shame. He never forgets this moment, and the bitter shame turns to anger as the years go on. The boy plots his revenge against the cruel clown that embarrassed him so. The boy devotes his life to developing his wit, even going to clown college to eventually become a clown himself. 20 years go by, and the circus is back in town. The boy, now a man, buys a ticket in the exact same seat as that fateful show 2 decades prior. As expected, halfway through the show, the clown comes over and asks him to stand, and once again, starts to make fun of the man, to the crowd’s delight. The man’s years of planning for this very moment has finally arrived. As the clown finishes his roasting, the man stays standing, turns to the performer, and retorts:


“FUCK YOU, CLOWN”