A limerick I thought up

“I borrowed a punchline,” said Clyde.

“When I claimed to be honest, I lied.

An amusing tom-swiftie

Is one of out fifty.

‘I gave up on living,’ Sue sighed.”
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Alright, you got me. Source: O.V. Michaelsen

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