“I borrowed a punchline,” said Clyde.
“When I claimed to be honest, I lied.
An amusing tom-swiftie
Is one of out fifty.
‘I gave up on living,’ Sue sighed.”
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Alright, you got me. Source: O.V. Michaelsen
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