Dear love,
It's almost 3 am here and I can't sleep.
I want to sleep.
But I can't.
I've been procrastinating.
Now I have less than 3 hours to whip up a presentation, a lab report and take care of other stuff.
Please, time, please.
Stop for me.
Stay.
I need you.
I can see you packing up your stuff and leaving as I type this.
I know you must despise me, after all these years of neglect and ignorance.
I also know that there's nothing I can ever do to make it up for you.
But let me tell you this, and I'll never, ever bother you again — I want you to know that I finally, finally, realized how important you are to me, when I looked up from my computer after staring at it for hours and saw the clock - 3:00 am, and remembering that I had homework.
Love,
A procrastinator who just realized your importance.
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