So he called a plumber right away. The plumber fixed the issue in 30 minutes and gave the lawyer a bill for $750. The lawyer was irate: he was an lawyer, and would never get $750 for a half hour of work. The plumber chuckled and replied: "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."
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