A lawyer asked the defendant in a court room: "Objection, your honour! My question was, did you or did you not wanted to incinerate the victim for sleeping with your wife???"
A lawyer asked the defendant in a court room: "Objection, your honour! My question was, did you or did you not wanted to incinerate the victim for sleeping with your wife???"
"Just answer my question!"
"Yes, but, at a certain degree...."
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