A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked:
What is 2+2?
The engineer thought awhile and finally answered:
4.
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied:
4.0.
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician:
What do you want it to be?
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