The pilot comes over the intercom and tells the passengers that the plane will soon crash. The pilot says that there are three parachutes available. The lawyer immediately reaches for the first chute bag he sees and jumps out of the plane. The tax collector is next putting a pack on and jumping out. Now that the boyscout and the priest are the only two left in the plane, the boyscout turns to the priest and says "you can take the chute mister." The priest says "God bless you son, but I can't let you do that." The boyscout then says "no it's okay, the tax collector took my backpack."
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