A lawyer, surgeon, and engineer are taking a survey for a college on the most desired careers. One question at the end says "What do you do for a living, and please give a short description." Each of them filled the blank space and turned in their survey.
The lawyer wrote wrote about how he was a defense attorney and named off the numerous high profile cases he had been a part of. He made a few spelling mistakes and simply drew a line through the misspelled words and wrote them correctly on top after looking up the correct spelling on his smartphone.
The surgeon wrote a very lengthy essay on open heart surgery and coronary bypass. He made some mistakes to. But he had his nurse remind him of the correct terms and spelling. She was also standing by for him to say "white out".
The Engineer's paper was COVERED in scratch outs, and eraser marks. He even doodled in the margins. The word engineer had been misspelled and scratched out seven times. Towards the bottom of the page in the only spot not covered in mark outs was the sentence, which was circled, "I'm good at math."
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