and says to the barman, "A *round* of drinks please."
The barman gives him a few drinks and he gulps down the lot.
"A *round* of drinks again please barman."
So the barman gives him a few more drinks and he gulps down the lot.
"Another *round* of drinks please barman."
The barman, confused asks, "Why do you keep ordering a *round* of drinks, when it's only you that's drinking them?"
The large man replies, "Because I'm *fat*."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.