when she heard a blood curdling cry behind her. Horrifed, she whipped around and saw a raging lunatic charging headlong at her with a knife held high, bloodshot eyed and spittle flying.
Ran she did for all she is worth, screaming for help all the way, but at last she tired and stopped to plead with the mad man.
'Please, i will...will do anything!' She stammered, closed to fainting.
The mad man stopped, stared at her from head to toe, pondered a while or so, before handing her the knife and with a blissful smile, said, 'Ok then, its your turn to chase me!'
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