A lady walks into a jeweler and spots a lovely diamond necklace. She bends over to take a closer look and lets out a very loud fart. The lady was very embarrassed but when she looked around, there was no one there but the manager.
The manager came over to the lady and asked "Can I help you with anything?".
The lady said "Yes, how much for this diamond necklace?".
The manager responded "Lady if you farted when you saw the necklace, you'll shit yourself when you see the price!"
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