She takes a seat and tells the bartender that she's usually a mixed drink kind of lady, but tonight she'd like a beer and needs a little help choosing one.
The bartender asks: "Light or dark?"
"Light."
Then he asks "Imported or domestic?"
"Domestic!"
He offers: "Anheuser-Busch?"
Flattered, she returns: "Fine, thanks, how's your prick?"
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