She put the grocery on the table
1egg
1milk
1bred
1banana
1avocado
1soda
1bag of chips
1toothpaste
1ice
1bagofdicks
1orange
1gum
1cucumber
The man at the counter is looking at the groceries and then at the woman and mumbles: Ohh so you are single!?
The women answer a bit shy: yes, how did you figure that out?
The man who already packed the groceries in a bag looks at her as he hands over the bag and say:
Because you are fucking ugly
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