Some man sits down next to her and asks:
"Does the newspaper say anything interesting?"
She looks at him and replies:
"It says that that the Africans have the longest penises but the Germans have the best ones"
He smiles and introduces himself:
"Nice to meet you, then. My name is Hans Adebowale"
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