She sat in front of the bartender with two guys sitting on either side of her.
"Jack Daniels, single." Ordered the one on her left.
Johnny Walker, single." Ordered the one on the right.
The bartender then looked at the lady and asked, "And you, ma'am?"
"Sonia Patel, married." She replied.
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