A king called up a American, Russian, and Mexican...

and said: "whoever makes a sentence out of the words "green, pink, and yellow" will get half of my kingdom"

So, first came up the American, he thought for a while and couldn't think of anything.

Second, came up the Russian, he though for a while and also couldn't come up with anything.

And lastly came up the Mexican. He thought for a while as said
"Green Green Green, I pink up the phone and say: yellow!"

Hopefully this isn't a repost, my dad told me this joke a while ago.