...& says "Hey Gramps, can I take a puff of you're cigar?"
"Well young man, does your penis touch your asscheeks?" He replies
"Well no, why?"
"Well, then I'll have to say no."
A few days go by & the kid see's his Grandfather with a glass of beer
"Hey Gramps, can I have a sip of you're beer?"
"Well, does your penis touch your asscheeks yet my boy?"
"Still no gramps,"
"Well you already know the answer."
The kid walks away angrily, a few days go by & the grandfather see's his grandson with a big bowl of strawberries
"Hey boy, those look like some good strawberries. Can I have one?"
"Well Gramps, does your penis touch your asscheeks?"
"Well yes it does!" He replies
"Then go fuck yourself."
Edit: I fixed it I fixed it! No more sipping a cigar!
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