A kid goes is going through a hard time in his life, he is not sure if he can believe in god anymore. He wants answers so he goes to his local priest and asks the priest to help him believe again.

Hid the gold

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife. "I have decided to...

A girl goes into...

A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my...

Why should you...

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Hilarious Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a plumber's...

Why do Chihuahuas...

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to...

So the guy says...

then they burry him in his mothers pussy

What's a moo hoo...

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!

TIL Humans eat...

Human almost never eat monkeys at all.

Did you hear...

He's weeping the nation.

"I need to find...

"What about over there?" she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1...