A kid gets in a taxi

The taxi driver tries to be funny and jokes with the kid, also making fun of him.

If your mom would be an idiot, what would you be?

An idiot, answers the kid.

The driver starts laughing


If your dad was a retard, what would you be?

A retard, answers the kid.


If your dad was a retard and your mom was an idiot, what would you be?

A taxi driver, answers the kid

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