A kid from a local tribe asks his father "how do you choose our names?"
To which the father replies "we name them after the first thing we see when we come out of the tent when the kid is born.
For example, when you sister was born, first thing I saw when I came out of the tent was a beautiful sunset behind the mountain. So I named her beautiful sunset behind the mountain.
When your brother was born, first thing I saw when I came out of the tent was an amazing flying flock of birds. So I named him a amazing flying flock of birds"
The son looked sad after hearing this, so the father asked "well, what is troubling you, two dogs shiting behind a tree?"
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