A kid finds a "can of peanuts" on his desk...

courtesy of his father, known to be quite the prankster.

"Very funny dad, not falling for that one again."

...A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.

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^^not ^^my ^^joke, ^^paraphrasing ^^homestuck ^^of [^^mspaint ^^adventures ^^page ^^1972](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001972)

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